I dreamt up secret methods to preseve Elites in Animal Farm's Management.

Dreamt Up Methods of Dynastic Preservation in Animal Farm

I dreamt that all Pigs must die including myself. The dream was fantastic because it showed me how to ensure that my family of sired white pigs can continue to rule animal farm long after I have departed from the farm.

Here are the methods that I learnt from the dream.

1)      Cultivating Sired White Pigs and other Chosen White Pigs

If you want to educate your sired white pigs, at the expense of the State of Animal Farm, create a special scholarship e.g. Special Animal Farm Scholarship (which you can nickname the SAF Scholarship). When you award this to your chosen sired white pig, make sure you give it to several others to prevent accusations of corruption and favoritism.

This newly created scholarship should be maintained into the future to be used to cultivate the chosen white pigs who are going to serve faithfully under your chosen sired white pig. The cost will be borne by Animal Farm. These scholar white pigs will be bonded and, by the time they have served out their bonds, they will be so stuck into these “careers” that they have to toe the line.

2)      Fast Tracking Scholar White Pigs

Once these scholars enter the armed forces after getting their SAF Scholarship, we will fast track them through the Armed Forces (including their period of National Service) of the Animal Farm. They will learn about the unbending methods of ruling Animal Farm. Strict Discipline, unbending authority and rule by STRICT LAW and Order and how to mobilize animals under them based on BIG AND SMALL. No Bo Tua Bo Sue will be tolerated. Despite their tender young age, they will learn fast and quick that POWER IS BEHIND THE BARREL OF A GUN.

Once we have promoted these scholar white pigs way beyond their real capability, they will have nowhere to go and will continue to serve your sired white pigs faithfully and dutifully. 

3)      Moving Chosen Sired White Pig into Government

Before you move your chosen sired white pig into government, fast track him through the Animal Farm forces quickly and it’s a simple stepped process.

a.       Because your chosen sired white pig is in the FIRST BATCH OF SPECIAL ANIMAL FARM SCHOLARS, the first step is to triple promote all of them after a short period of training including the period of their national service.

b.      Secondly, from this batch, you then promote 30 per cent faster than the other 70 per cent and this will prevent anyone from complaining. Your chosen sired white pig should be included with these 30 per cent.

c.       From these 30 per cent, select one other to be promoted together with your sired chosen white pig above the rest of these 30 per cent.

d.      Finally, move this other white pig who was promoted together your chosen sired white pig to a GLC (such as the public utilities board of Animal Farm) and, your chosen sired white pig will be the head of the entire Animal Farm Armed Forces. Remember, power is behind the barrel of the gun.

e.      Succession Method for Animal Farm Dynasty

Once the above has been accomplished, you can then make an announcement to all the animals in the farm that selected accomplished people from private enterprise and government have been identified and persuaded to serve the country in the next elections. Put about 15 to 25 selected chosen white pigs together with your chosen sired white pig. Nobody can complain amongst the animals.

By the way, as far as elections in Animal Farm is concerned, the operations rules are listed in a separate manual. (see Operational Manuals for Elections in Animal Farm).

Once the elections are over and the predicted and calculated results are over, identify from the 15 to 25 group of selected white pigs, about 4-8 who are “ministerial material”.

Make sure that your chosed sired white pig is amongst them and make some of them “Ministers of State” of Animal Farm.

Nobody can complain as it is a group and they are "talented people".

After some time, from this group of Ministers of State, you can promote 2 of them to FULL MINISTER of which one will be your chosen sired white pig.

If at any time there is a country crisis or other national problems, nudge your chosen temporary chair warmer (preferably made of wood and largely and incompetent)  to appoint your chosen sired white pig the head of a national committee comprising experts and other talented pigs and let them do the dirty work. Your chosen sired white pig will be projected in all Animal Farm mass media to be the glorified hero once the committee has done all the hard and dirty work and the country has emerged from the national problem “saved”.

From these 2 chosen to be FULL MINISTER, get your chair warmer white pig to glorify your chosen sired white pig all the time. Make it clear that there is no choice, your chosen sired white pig is JUST TOO GOOD and should be the next PIGGY leader of Animal Farm.

Once you follow this manual accurately, nobody can complain that you have practiced nepotism in Animal Farm and if they do, make sure you appoint only kangaroos in the courts of animal farm. Kangeroos have always be shown to be loyal to the master and will ensure that justice is done and seen to be done. The mass media in your control will assist of course.

Playing Good and Bad Guys

At all times, the supreme old Pig Leader should be the one to take all harsh and unpopular measures and reign the animals in line all the time. The supreme old Pig Leader is well regarded and can afford to be the BAD GUY.

The chosen sired white pig who is to carry the Pig Dynasty into the 2^nd generation should always play the good guy and through this earn the “love” and good regards of the animals in the farm. Leave all the bad deeds to his assistants and the old father pig leader. The animals in the farm will be too stupid to see through this and so the Dynasty will succeed in the first instance.

Nothing else is more important.

At all times, there must be no freedom of the media and press allowed in Animal Farm so that the general public will continue to be force fed your lies and half truths. All foreign medias will be restricted and prosecuted or, made to pay defamation / libel huge punitive damages in Animal Farm's courts where necessary.

Any Pigs or Animals who do not abide by the OB markers of Animal Farm will be punished as appropriate severely to ensure with full compliance.

I had a Dream

Last night I had a strange dream about an Animal Farm.

I dreamt that a strike broke out in the small Animal Farm.

These were foreign horses  who were brought in from another large Animal Farm (Frederick’s Farm) a distance away. Apparently they were highly dissatisfied and had huge grievances that had not been attended to.

Now, the law in Animal Farm is that strikes are almost strictly forbidden no matter what unless 14 days notice has been given and only if the pigs have given permission for it to proceed.

These foreign horses did not follow procedure and Squealer (another pig leader), announced on Animal Farm’s TV on the the 2^nd night that there is zero tolerance for such a thing to happen in Animal Farm.

The farm’s dogs have been activated to investigate and procedure will follow in due course.

Meanwhile my dream drifted into the background of what was going on.

Napoleon (the Pigs supreme leader) was on the phone to Frederick, the owner of the large Animal Farm where the foreign horse had come from.

“Fred brother”, said Napoleon, “Those horses we brought in from your farm, they have revolted and gone on strike, something that has not happened in Animal Farm for 26 years! Now, if we do not do anything drastic, all our animals will revolt and we, the Pigs will lose control. What do you think?”

Now Frederick understood how control had to be maintained because his farm was larger and there were more than a billion animals who would break loose there too if control was not FIRM. It was not too long ago when student horses broke lose in revolt in his main city square and he had to send in the dogs with heavy weapons. Unfortunately, some horses had to die that day!

So Fred said, “Nap small brother, don’t worry, just go ahead and do your thing as you always do. Go get them and if you have to slaughter a few of our horses so the other animals fall in line, go ahead. I think your farm is small and you need not do as we did in our main square, a lighter touch will do I believe. These cheap horses are less influential than the pedigree horses we had to deal with.”  

“ I have to persuade our animals here that we are taking care of their brothers on your farm. We will make some small noises about respecting your rules there and to treat our horses there with due consideration OK?” “ I will also call our key Pig based in your farm to make some small noises and stand around for ceremony while your dogs do their thing. Go ahead but, with a lighter touch and if you need to be a little severe, select a few stubborn horses. “

“Oh, and when my fellow pigs here retire, please continue to accept them there. They will certainly bring much of their hog-fare with them so that your farm’s gross domestic output will increase, just keep the door open ya. Who knows, my former leader is perhaps headed that way cos Pingkilton’s farm has accused him of having too much produce hidden away.” “ By the way, I am teaching them that the Ferrari horsecart needs to be pulled carefully. That bolting horse was just too fast at 170kph!”

 “If you need more horses after this, you are still welcome, we have too many here.”

With this clear understanding, Napoleon called in his elite pigs and instructed the chief of dogs to proceed.

Investigations, detention and interviews followed with the result that the a total of 5 ring leaders amongst the rebelling horses were identified and charged in Animal Farm’s court while more than 20 other horses were also identified to be sent back to Fred’s farm with full ration pro-rata. Pigs have to show that they are “fair to other animals despite their bad behaviour.” At the least, the horse named Boxer who instigated the other horses will be sent to jail.

At the same time, Squealer ran around the media and other communication machinery in the farm to ensure that the other animals received a coordinated message – the line had been crossed and there was zero tolerance for rebellious animals both local and foreign. It did not matter if the other animals had other ideas in support of or, in condemnation of the foreign horses. They had to know that the Pigs rule and if you disobey, the severe punishment would follow.

Now, it was also standard operating procedure in Animal Farm that horses who rebelled would not be allowed bail to return to their place of abode. They had to be locked up in a cold cement floored stable with no straw nor cover except that they would be given airconditioning!

Even the horses selected to be returned to Frederick’s farm will be prevented from going back to the stables, and would be locked up in similar cold cement floored stables with no straw, nor cover and with airconditioning. Yes, Animal Farm’s Standard Operating Procedure is to let the other animals have a taste of animal farm’s prison even before they are actually sent there!

Napoleon is determined to hold on to power in Animal Farm and ensure that the Pigs prevail in ruling the farm, in particular, those sired by him.

He made a quiet toast to himself for another job well done in ensuring this chuckling, “Damm horses were getting smarter and the foreign ones from Fred displayed some fiery qualities. However, horses are all the same. Show them a whip and lash them hard and they will fall in line. Daft animals!” In any case he knew that horses had short memories and could easily be persuaded with some cheap horse-feed.

A most frightening dream, I wonder if it could be true.

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